BUS - A Classic Episode Featuring Straight Named Sebastion

Yo dog, Hunter here. I gotta tell you guy's about this crazy ass adventure I went on. It all started when these two crazy dudes picked me up on some raggedy ass van. They had this one hot chick on the van. She was so into me. I could tell. All the fly honeys dig me yo. Word! So the chick was all like, "Ya I'm in the porn industry." I was like yo boo let a hit. She was kinky and blind folded me. I was getting the best head from this chicken when Bam! It's a dude son. I felt so Just like that time I got roped. I got framed yo. I did hard time. It was at least a month. Anyway, back to the story. So yeah it was a dude son. I told them I ain't bout that gay shit. They weren't listing. They kept throwing money at me. Me being the real that I am, I ended up fucking this dude in the ass. I ain't gay though cause I didn't get fucked. I kept it real. I'll bet you money dude's ass was hurtin the next day. Yo, this thug ass Hunter sayin, KEEP IT REAL!