Naughty Teen Sucks and Fucks To Avoid Jail

Case #3948358 - October 9th, 11:23 AM. Suspect is a blonde female. Suspect has been observed reaching behind the cash register and taking something from it. Officer conducts a routine pat down and metal detector scan. After a more invasive search, the suspect is discovered to have stolen the keys to the store. The officer offers the suspect a deal to leave the premises without prosecution. The rest of this case is considered classified. Evidence logged on October 9th, 2019.